1. First of all, if he thinks I am sending him these emails on purpose, he is a FUCKING IDIOT. They are in FRENCH for fuck’s sake.
2. Second of all, if he honestly couldn’t figure out that he should filter and trash all unwanted emails that show up in his inbox, again he is a FUCKING IDIOT.
3. If he thinks that I am going to be manipulated into responding with my actual fucking words, and waste any more time, energy, or thoughts on him, he is a FUCKING IDIOT.
4. If I ever receive an email from him whining about these ridiculous spam emails again, he is a FUCKING IDIOT.
5. Deep down, I have always known that HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT.